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Sunday, July 28, 2013

The Edward Snowden Solar Killshot Hoax

This story of Snowden reporting on a solar killshot is all over the web. You will find it on Before It's News, Godlike Productions, Above Top Secret and other websites. According to this report a solar killshot will hit us in September.
Here is an excerpt from the website where these rumors stem from:
snowvotel 300x193 Edward Snowden: Solar Flare Killshot Cataclysm Imminent
Edward Snowden, NSA Whistleblower, speaking from Sheremetyevo Airport’s Hotel Novotel, revealed the CIA’s Project Stargate was a complete success. (Photo: The Internet Chronicle)
MOSCOW, Russia – Edward Snowden, hacker-fugitive and former National Security Agency (NSA) contractor, revealed Tuesday that a series of solar flares is set to occur in September, killing hundreds of millions of people. Documents provided by Snowden prove that, as of 14 years ago, Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) remote viewers knew that the event was inevitable. Ever since, the world’s governments have quietly been trying to prepare for the sweeping global famine to result.
Speaking from his room at Sheremetyevo Airport’s Hotel Novotel, Snowden revealed that government preparations for September’s catastrophic solar flares have been “to only limited avail.” The flares’ results, he said, are known casually throughout the global intelligence community as “the killshot.”
Remote viewers employed by the CIA’s Project Stargate use their ability to perceive geographically and chronologically distant events to protect America. Since 1999 they have known about the solar-flare event but have been threatened into silence by enforcers on the secret government’s payroll.

To continue reading click here: http://www.chronicle.su/news/edward-snowden-solar-flare-killshot-cataclysm-imminent/

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At this point it should be clear that this is satire. In short, do not fall the fear porn.

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